By Grayswandir
Headline News Service
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Venus -- Word has just been released on the UN investigation into the practice of Terran exile. The late Assemblyman Dannyl Barton had alleged said practice to be inhumane, but the UN investigation found otherwise. Ambassador Terra Delamortai, the appointed investigator, found the conditions on Earth "harsh, but far from inhumane, just like any prison should be," and recommended the continuation of the practice.